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Anniebarefannie 20 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 20

Anniebarefannie, Part 20 "Sorry, Jim!" said Kara, though I could hear the amusement in her voice, "Yeah, sorry", added Kira,who couldn't resist chuckling at our good hearted neighbor's awkward plight. At this point, it wasn't completely clear to me what had just transpired. I heard the rending of material, but wasn't sure just how much damage had been done. "How bad is it?" I asked Jim. Jim was stammering in his mortification "My my suit just c-came apart-in their hands when they pulled on it." he finally was able to admit. I am betting that he had never been completely naked outdoors, in the sight of two (If I do say so myself) very lovely 18 year olds, stuck in a basemet window with his arms around their (also if I do say so) attractive 30-something mother, who was also butt naked, I might add. The combination of stmulation from his nudity in the presence of the young girls, and all the awkward embarrassment

Making Herstory Part 59 by huberthowhow, literature

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Making Herstory Part 59

Making Herstory Part 59 The high ceilinged conference room rang with the shrill shrieking and piteous bleating of the poor page Dennis, as Millicent Krupp flayed his tender exposed buttocks with first a 3/8" wooden paddle, then a wide leather strap, then a small buggywhip. Before changing from the strap to the buggywhip, Millicent instructed one of the interns to hold the blubbering lad's genitals up against his abdomen, so as to avoid their being struck by the whip. With this

Anniebarefannie 19 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 19

Anniebarefannie Part 19 I started this story in 2006, recently revisited it, and decided to try and bring it to a close. -H.H. "Rex! Get out of there!" came the deep and resonant voice of Jim, my neighbor. I had thought I was as red as I could get, until my blush spread down my shoulders,and even to the tops of my boobs! I was absolutely mortified. Kira didn't help my self esteem, when she giggled "You should see, Mom! Rex has the biggest boner right now!" "You are one hot little patootie, Mom!" added Kara. I was suddenly grateful for the prese

Anniebarefannie 18 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 18

Anniebarefannie 18 As I poked my head and shoulders through the window and into the basement, I heard the girls giggling, no doubt in reaction to my upturned and ridiculously smiling fanny, thanks to the tan lines so graciously provided by Lana during my poolside ordeal earlier that afternoon. I felt my face redden with embarrasment, not only at my exposure, but also the very fact that all three of us knew the girls had been at least indierctly responsible for my current state, and there had been (and still wasn't) a thing I could do about it. Now I had both arms inside and groped into the darkness searching for th

Anniebarefannie 17 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 17

Anniebarefannie 17 I shuddered as Gary slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road. Of all things I did not need, being handcuffed and paraded through the local police station clad in a skimpy towel was pretty much at the top of the list! I silently cursed that bitch Lana for taking my bikini and leaving me nothing but this tiny towel for my sole garment! Suddenly, I realized that my two overcharged seatmates had denuded me to the waist, and I quickly struggled to pull the towel upwards. "You guys..." I wailed. "Come on! I can't let him see me like...." and just then the police car, apparently not after Ga

Anniebarefannie 16 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 16

Anniebarefannie 16 My heart sank. Hadn't that witch already tormented me enough today? I had been so glad to get away from her, and now she was going to find out where I lived? I turned in desparation to my Twins. "Please, please, don't make me spend another second with that evil woman!' I begged. "And until we figure somehting out, let's go back to the locker room." I implored, suddenly aware of the attention I was drawing from traffic passing by the paking lot. The horn honkings and wolf whistles were beginning to multiply, causing the color in my face to rise again at the realization of my public near nudity.

Anniebarefannie 15 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 15

Anniebarefannie 15 I obediantly began to pack up Lana's sunscreen, and an extra towel, into a nedium sized carrying bag, gazing forlornly at my pink bikini, which she had already stashed in there, along with my flip flops. "Please, may I have by bathing suit back?" I begged. I was really dreading the idea of leaving the premises clothed only in my brief towel toga. "We'll see, once you've picked up everything." lana smiled, pointing to a small cotton ball on the blanket which I hadn't seen before. I stooped to pick it up, trying my best to minimize the amount of bare flesh on exhibition. "Y

Anniebarefannie 14 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 14

Anniebarefannie 14 "S-s-sing??" I asked incredulously, gazing apprehensively over my shoulder at my domineering foe. "That's right, cupcake. I know you know the words. Let's get started now, or I'll be taking a souvenier of this little lap dance home with me." she said firmly, once again slipping her fingers into the waistband of my bikini. Humbling as it promised to be, I knew I had little choice but to comply. "Jingle bells, J-jingle bells....jingle..OW!" I yelped, as one of the flip flops bit smartly into my right cheek. "Start at the beginning, you dumb bimbo!" sneered Lana. "Are y

Anniebarefannie 13 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 13

This was really beginning to be too much! This bitchy twenty-something woman actually expected me to kiss her Feet! How demeaning! There was simply no way, I thought, that I could bring myself to do such a thing. As I said, I thought. "Hi, Lana!" I heard Kara say cheerfully. Both my evil girls had joined me at Charlie and Lana's blanket. "Everything OK here?" she added. "Just fine, dear, Your Mom was just getting ready to kiss my feet in gratitude for buttering her buns for her! weren't you, Jinglebells?" came her smug reply. "Well, ..er..... actually, I think" I began, but then noticed my

Anniebarefannie 12 by huberthowhow, literature

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Anniebarefannie 12

When I awoke, two things occurred to me: One,that I never put sunscreen on my back, and Two, I seemed to all of a sudden have a bare ass! Well, not completely, but they had twisted the panel so that it barely covered a strip an inch wide. Looking over my shoulder, I cried "Oh,oh, I must be red as a lobster back there!" My worst case scenario image of fire engine red back and buns was dissolved by Kira's assurance. "Really, Mom, do you think we'd just let you lie there and get toasted like that? she asked. "Well thank you both for applying the sunscreen. " I began, but Kira cut me off. "Oh, we di